''If God hadn't meant for us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them unarmed and delicious."
Not quite true , if he didnt want us to eat animals he wouldnt have invented bbq sauce 
Oh and beer to go with above bbq 
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." That may be a quote from Ben Franklin. Also, one of the forum members use to have it in his sig.
I adapted later, "Chocolate Milk is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."