Howdy ya'll! well greens inspired me to tell ya'll about the real me:
I was born in the wrong part of Houston, TX in 1956 to a 1/2 Cuban and 1/2 Creole mother. I dunno who my father was, but the man who raised me was all cracker. He and my mommy moved to L.A. (Lower Alabama), taking me with them when I was about two years old. I didn't see much of them ever, they both worked a lot; he on a pig farm during the day and at night he was in the bar or jail (I think), momma worked at textile mill doing piece work during the days and "walked the streets" at night (whatever that means). When I was 14, they said I was old enough to take care of myself, so I joined the French Foreign Legion at 15; it took me almost a year to get to France. After serving 30 years in la Legion as a cook, I came back to the good pl' U.S. of A and got e a job as a security guard at a chicken processing plant working nights. Did that until I had an accident a couple of tears back when I fell off a catwalk at the chicken plant and dropped 40 feet to the ground. Broke both my legs but I managed to use my arms to pull myself to an emergency phone which I used to call 911. When the ambulance got there, it skidded to a halt and shot gravel into my left eye and blinded me. They took me to the hospital where the doctors said I would need to have my legs amputated since they were so badly damaged; but they fitted me with a glass eye that night, and it even matched my good eye in color. Well, I got fired from my job while in the the hospital recovering, went home and started looking for a job that didn't require education, legs or depth perception; instead I found this here Aces High and been playing ever since.
Well, that is my story. Thanks for reading.
