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Offline gyrene81

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Re: OXYMORONS......
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2009, 10:03:42 AM »
Quote from: Simba on November 24, 2009, 06:00:43 PM
Here's a true oxymoron:

Military Intelligence.

<runs for cover>  :bolt:
It's not an oxymoron...it's a myth...urban legend...old wives tale.

Everyone knows the intel comes from civilian contractors...and they only work for the highest bidder.
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Re: OXYMORONS......
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2009, 11:17:06 AM »
How about:

Aces High Pilot



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Re: OXYMORONS......
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2009, 11:39:22 AM »
Dodge ram
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Re: OXYMORONS......
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2009, 02:31:40 PM »
Mandatory gratuity.
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Offline Becinhu

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Re: OXYMORONS......
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2009, 02:45:15 PM »
Did someone just call me an ox moron?
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Offline valad94

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Re: OXYMORONS......
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2009, 02:51:05 PM »
Possibly Maybe
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Offline redwing7

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Re: OXYMORONS......
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2009, 02:53:47 PM »
politician for the people
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Re: OXYMORONS......
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2009, 03:21:24 PM »
The Department of the Interior.

Driveway and Parkway.  We park on driveways and drive on parkways.
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Dry Lake
Crash landing
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Plastic glass
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Offline Strip

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Re: OXYMORONS......
« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2009, 03:40:02 PM »
Phone service plan.....

Local Long Distance
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Offline Ruler2

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Re: OXYMORONS......
« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2009, 04:21:17 PM »
cut it on
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: OXYMORONS......
« Reply #25 on: November 25, 2009, 06:11:39 PM »
Fast food - It isnt fast, it just sits there motionless
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