He's an old geek too.
Heck, his wife brought him to the doctor...Skuzzy is hard of hearing and the doc says "Hi Skuzzy, how you doing today?".
Skuz turns to his wife and says "HUH? WHADDHESAY?"
She says "He asked you how you are doing today".
Skuz turns the doc and says "OH FINE, FINE, I COULD BE CODING THOUGH, INSTEAD OF THIS PLACE!!!
"
So the Doc says "We're going to need a blood sample from you, a stool sample, and a semen sample."
Skuz turns to his wife and says "HUH? WHADDHESAY" and she tells him "They need your underwear!"