Make your own joke!

[JunkyII]

A korean guy has a boner and walks into a wall, what hits first?






his nose

[BigPlay]

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

because their donut is on their face.

[Belial]

So my girlfriend broke up with me last night.....She says "Im leaving you", I ask "Why" she says "because your a pedofile" I answer, "Thats a big word for a 13 year old

LMAO

[68ZooM]

A young native american was curious as to how he got his name, so he asks his father one day... He says "father how did me and my sisters get our names? " He says.... well when a child is born we name it after the first thing we see when we go outside, RunningDeer was named because on that special day we seen the most beautiful deer running, When MorningFlower was named, it was because we seen the most beautiful Flower !! Father noticed a puzzled look upon his sons face and asks.. Why you ask these questions TwoDogsHumpin ?????

[BigPlay]

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

because their donut is on their face.

That is not how the joke went  so it's no longer funny    Donut ?????

[trax1]

My Grandpa always told us really great jokes when we were younger. 

Want to hear a dirty joke?? Pig fell in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Pig took a shower!

I always enjoyed that one. 

My grandpa told that same joke too.

[BrownBaron]

That is not how the joke went  so it's no longer funny    Donut ?????

The profanity filter changed the word he used to "donut".

[Widewing]

An extremely wealthy Wall Street Banker leaves his penthouse in New York's Carlton-Ritz hotel. He gets in the elevator and pushes the Lobby button. The elevator drops two floors and stops. The door opens and a very attractive young lady steps in, dressed very provocatively.

The Banker looks her over and figures that he knows what she's doing in such high-end hotel. The young lady presses Lobby, and down the elevator goes..

After a moment, the Banker realizes that the young lady is staring at him. Another minutes goes by and the woman breaks the silence.

"Excuse me sir, can I smell your testicles?"

Horrified, the Banker replies, "Absolutely not!"

"Oh," says the woman, "It must be your feet then."



My regards,

Widewing

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LMAO

sorry just don't find this all that funny, as a matter of fact I find it out right bull...t.

joking about raping kids, what is wrong with you??????????????

If someone told me that "joke" to my face, that would be the last time, that person would ever try and talk to me, except maybe at the court house for the assault hearing.



sorry ruler I know you asked not to bring it down, but I got 6 daughters and thinking/talking/joking like this really gets me PO.

[Ruler2]

sorry just don't find this all that funny, as a matter of fact I find it out right bull...t.

joking about raping kids, what is wrong with you??????????????

If someone told me that "joke" to my face, that would be the last time, that person would ever try and talk to me, except maybe at the court house for the assault hearing.



sorry ruler I know you asked not to bring it down, but I got 6 daughters and thinking/talking/joking like this really gets me PO.

It's fine, that's why I had a rule stating no overly perverse stuff, and a couple of guys have gone over the lines, sadly, I'm not a mod and can;t fix it though, I just gotta trust em to post clean stuff

[JunkyII]

sorry just don't find this all that funny, as a matter of fact I find it out right bull...t.

joking about raping kids, what is wrong with you??????????????

If someone told me that "joke" to my face, that would be the last time, that person would ever try and talk to me, except maybe at the court house for the assault hearing.



sorry ruler I know you asked not to bring it down, but I got 6 daughters and thinking/talking/joking like this really gets me PO.

sorry if it offended you.....but are you trying to say you would assault me? now thats a good joke

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sorry if it offended you.....but are you trying to say you would assault me? now thats a good joke

good chance I would assault anyone who said crap like that to me, but I do have violent tendencies,(although I am trying to suppress them) and every one who knows me knows that, so it's not "you" per say it's the sick "joke" that would make me not accountable for my actions.

trust me I am just stating facts,  so don't be all I can kick your butt while I am typing behind a computer screen.

that's not the point at all, and if you cant see how that "joke" is wrong well.... you need serious help.

don't bother responding back I am done hijacking this thread, I said my peace.


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[vonKrimm]

If someone told me that "joke" to my face, that would be the last time, that person would ever try and talk to me, except maybe at the court house for the assault hearing.

Wow!  Someone needs a timeout.


Seriously, if you are the type of person to cause physical harm to another because of a joke, poor taste or not, you really need to think about anger management classes.  Seriously.


now for the joke:  two poles were lying in a field.....

[Ruler2]

What do you call an intelligent terrorist? 



Zero! They cancel each other out because one such thing does not exist!

[druski85]

Most of the jokes I make are situational and in context, so they don't translate well to the intarwebs.  However, if you are a bit of a nerd you should spend a portion of your life going through one of the funniest sites on it: 

http://xkcd.com/101/

This one is clean, but some are not in the least bit.  You've been warned.