Your wife mows the yard!
LOL Fork...if you had a cockpit mirror you would have seen the bogie on your six coming in fast and dangerous...could have saved you a pilot wound.I nominate Mr.Fork for a purple heart from ack wounds...
I am so glad i dont have to deal with woman ack anymore. I love the single life and being able to tell a woman to kick rocks without her taking half my stuff.(waits for it)