Alright, I embellished the part about warphoenix promising me the CO position. Ben Affleck did. Anyway, a promise is a promise.
I am only CO of the "B5N Fighter Air Superiority and Pwnage Wing" - not the SuperMega CO who is of course Jar Jar Binks.
His last communique read: "
yousa follow me now okee day" Our codebreaking squad is still working on that one.
dkff49 (not sure how to pronounce that - you need a vowel in there somewhere), you can be the CO of the "Open Bar Wing". You will be required to provide beverages for the rest of the squad.