I'm glad I'm not the only one with this problem.
At least she loves her email and her web design stuff. Let alone Grey's Anatomy, Second Christine (or whatever it's called, not a sequel to a Stephen King novel but it should be, the thing with whatshername from Seinfeld), etc. Bless the Tivo, there's always something for her to watch.
Tell the wife you're with your mistress. Tell the mistress you're with the wife. Find a free WiFi hotspot with decent latency.
-Os