This squeaker means business

[Penguin]

I say load the pistol with windex and pop a lighter in front; now that's what I call weapon!

-Penguin

[Simba]

Penguin, the whole point of the exercise was to chastise the foolish without physically hurting them. Self-protection requires imaginative methods if needless violence is to be avoided.

Like the 'I'll pass all these bikers, avoiding a head-on by just cutting in and muscling one or two out of the way' putz we encountered one day out in the New Forest. He was duly surrounded and 'rounded up', then diverted down a quiet country lane, where we brought him to a stop, removed his engine and gearbox and left it on the grass bank next to his nice new Mercedes.

I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall when he made his statement to his insurance company and the police.

Hehehehehehehe.

 

[Penguin]

Here's something that you can do:

In the winter, you can freeze a guy's door shut with water.  Also, completely filling his exhaust system with snow will stymie his attempts to start the car.

-Penguin

[mbailey]

Penguin, the whole point of the exercise was to chastise the foolish without physically hurting them. Self-protection requires imaginative methods if needless violence is to be avoided.

Like the 'I'll pass all these bikers, avoiding a head-on by just cutting in and muscling one or two out of the way' putz we encountered one day out in the New Forest. He was duly surrounded and 'rounded up', then diverted down a quiet country lane, where we brought him to a stop, removed his engine and gearbox and left it on the grass bank next to his nice new Mercedes.

I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall when he made his statement to his insurance company and the police.

Hehehehehehehe.

 

LOL, try that in the US, i think the end result would be vastly different.

But that said, drivers on the road really need to give the gents on motorcycles a break. Few things make me madder than watching some soccer mom talking on the cell phone and doing her makeup, only to cut off a guy on a bike. And dont get me started with morons cutting off truckers!!

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Mbailey

[Masherbrum]

Family of freaks should be the name of that video. 

[chewie86]

pffffft...  you all are great with your guns, but before shooting with a gun you should learn what Sgt. Zim teaches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv04IgDWAF4

[Getback]

I use to make my own bow and arrows. Was fun. Never could get the chicken feathers in the arrow right though.

[katanaso]

I doubt he's actually shot either of the Mosin Nagants, else he would've followed it up with an anecdotal, "These hurt to shoot."

 

I'd take the M1 Carbine.


mir

[JunkyII]

For that, you would need

Main Weapons
4 x M4A1 fully automatic assault rifles with 1,000 rounds of ammo each (with maximum number of picantinny rails possible)
4 x H&K MP5's with 800 rounds of ammo each (with maximum number of picantinny rails possible)
2 x AA12 auto-shotguns with 500 rounds of ammo each
2 x Remington M700's with 300 rounds of ammo each
2 x RPG-7's with 50 rockets each
1 x Squad automatic weapon with 2,000 rounds of ammo

Sidearms

6 x Desert Eagles with 200 rounds of ammo each
4 x Bowie Knives with 3 replacement parts of every type each
2 x Entrenchment Tools with 3 replacement parts of every type each
2 x Axes with 3 replacement parts of every type each

Heavy Stationary Weapons
4 x Browning M2HB's with 2,000 rounds each
2 x 81mm mortars with 300 rounds each
1 x 37mm howitzer with 100 rounds
1 x 40mm autocannon in turret

Clothing
8 x Kevlar Helmets
8 x Sets of Dragon Skin body armor
6 x Pairs of Kneepads
6 x Pairs of Elbowpads
6 x Pairs of Work Boots
6 x Pairs of Weightlifting gloves
6 x Heavy Parkas
6 x Pairs of Snowpants

Technology
8 x "Toughbook" laptops
8 x Tactical Flashlights
8 x Red Lasers
4 x M203 grenade launchers with 200 grenades each
4 x ACOG scopes
4 x Mars Red Dot scopes

Vehicles
2 x Very Reliable Sedans with 2,000 liters of fuel each
2 x Very Reliable Trucks with 2,000 liters of fuel each
1 x Mid-Size SUV that you don't care about (for roof mounted machinegun) with 1,000 liters of fuel

Fortifications

6 x Foxholes 1' wide* 3' long* 4' deep
5 x Razor Wire fences 2,000 meters of wire each
3 x Sandbag Walls ¹/₂ meters thick
2 x Brick Walls ²/₅ meters thick
2 x Minefields 200 antipersonel mines each
2 x Anti Vehicle Trap fields with 100 traps each

That, is armed to the teeth!

-Penguin

Your missing acouple things......MK19 makes the M2 look like a 9mm.....instead of SAWs you should have 240Bs......and screw the 203s they dont put out a high rate of fire, just stick to grenades and get some flashbags in there.

[wgmount]

His Grandfather's sword is a Khanda not a Katana. The 20 gauge won't shoot through the walls all those other guns will.

[LYNX]

I suppose by now they have outlawed even water pistols in the UK.

You can be armed to the teeth with toy guns / water pistols but do something stupid like pointing it a stranger and demanding money is err silly.  If convicted you'll be done as though you had the real thing. 

Get seen with a decommissioned or replica outside of a perpose venue then it'll be melted down and you'll get a fine.

Anyways ...very little need for guns over here.

[v1st]

Two things about he video.

1- I was waiting for him to catch his finger in a slide.

2- I never understand why people would show and brag about the things they own.  Now a days people look for stuff like that and come pay you a visit when you not home and then you have nothing.


v1st

[JunkyII]

2- I never understand why people would show and brag about the things they own.  Now a days people look for stuff like that and come pay you a visit when you not home and then you have nothing.


v1st

When my grandpa showed me his guns for the first time, my grandma told us not to tell are friends about them because they were afraid someone might come and try to steal them. I thought she was crazy but then someone close to my grandpa at church decided he wanted his M1. Instead he got to hear the noise of my grandpa chambering a round in his saddle rifle through the sounds of their security alarm

[Spikes]

His Grandfather's sword is a Khanda not a Katana. The 20 gauge won't shoot through the walls all those other guns will.

Well, if he said the 20 is for "HD" you don't really need it to shoot through walls, but then again I'd NOT want a break action shotgun for home defense unless you wanna pelt the guy with the empty shell when you eject it.

[mbailey]

 The 20 gauge won't shoot through the walls all those other guns will.

A 20ga shotgun will most definatly shoot thru walls. Buckshot will penetrate drywall or plaster and go thru. Birdshot ( close enough, and choked ) will go thru drywall, thru the cavity and thru the other wall. More than likely (birdshot ) will not penetrate plaster all the way thru, and out thru another plaster wall.  ( by plaster i mean true plaster and lathe, not blueboard coated with plaster. )