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Offline Estes

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Re: So How Many Have Women Who..
« Reply #45 on: January 22, 2010, 09:38:29 PM »
So txmom, what do ya make your man watch? Im going to assume he is going to go for the extra brownie points and take ya to that movie you mentioned. ;)

On a somewhat related note, the wife asked me to watch Jennifers Body. Even though I went kicking and screaming (ok thats a fib hehe) it was an alright flick, but I think the eye candy made it worth it. GDR.

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« Reply #46 on: January 23, 2010, 12:12:33 AM »
Well, If you gentleman have a girlfriend who has dragged you to see the Twilight films and then gone on to drag you through a mall and THEN bumped into some friends talking about how hot a fictional bloodsucking killer is. You can claim to have the second worst experience I have had.

THe first was having to sit through her birthday....... High school musical marathon followed by Titanic.     :cry  :rolleyes:  :confused: :uhoh :(
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« Reply #47 on: January 23, 2010, 12:27:36 AM »
Well, If you gentleman have a girlfriend who has dragged you to see the Twilight films and then gone on to drag you through a mall and THEN bumped into some friends talking about how hot a fictional bloodsucking killer is. You can claim to have the second worst experience I have had.

THe first was having to sit through her birthday....... High school musical marathon followed by Titanic.     :cry  :rolleyes:  :confused: :uhoh :(

did she put out though?   and was it worth it....  :D
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« Reply #48 on: January 23, 2010, 12:58:08 AM »
I dont have a TV, problem solved. Anything we watch is on the net.

She does convince me watch the odd soap opera via internet during the week, but i kind of enjoy snuggling in bed and spending time together not arguing about something pointless.
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« Reply #49 on: January 23, 2010, 01:25:31 AM »
So txmom, what do ya make your man watch? Im going to assume he is going to go for the extra brownie points and take ya to that movie you mentioned. ;)

I made mine watch the Drop Dead Diva show (each episode, which we DVR'd, or whatever it's called).  He was a real champ with it. :)

He said he'd only consider taking me to the "Letters for Juliet" movie in exchange for me watching "Legion" with him.  I thought I'd get out of that portion when him & one of the sons went tonight, but it was sold out.  Oh well, I'll keep my end of the bargain anyhow. :)
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« Reply #50 on: January 23, 2010, 10:05:00 PM »
By all means watch a show with them once in a while.  Take them out to a nice dinner, Take them to a movie.  IT all pays for itself in the end.  But if she ever asks you, Honey does this dress make my donut look fat?"  I can promise you that is a trick question.  The proper answer is NO.  Do not let yourself answer off handedly, because you are watching TV, or are just bored from waiting for her to get dressed.  When this question Pops its ugly head up DO NOT answer,"Mabey it is not the Dress.", as you half heartedly look up from the newspaper, or your manly paperback, like Aces High, The Mosquito Fleet, or Death Squadron.
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« Reply #51 on: January 24, 2010, 03:47:11 AM »
But if she ever asks you, Honey does this dress make my donut look fat?"  I can promise you that is a trick question. 

Be careful, if she says "big" rather than "fat" there is NO right answer! She might want it to look larger, she might not, the only safe escape is to say it looks good. Do NOT specify large or not!

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« Reply #52 on: January 24, 2010, 08:02:17 AM »
I think Iam the Most unlucky here

I was buying a special Sat reciver with a Programmed Gamma card
That my wife can watch free Greek TV in Germany
But
All the Time they speek and show about Divorce ,and now we are all day  with the Knifes
And those Soape operas where the fight all the time you kissed her bla bla bla you dont Love me bla bla bla
And always the Bad guy is the Man,
But
She dont want to see that I sitt beside her in same room and If I watch that too I think Iam gona gett a Lulas sissy
(be a softie)
Like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJC-UiFgYHI
Than she call her Friends and Talk for over 4 hours on phone...my man is the same bla bla
and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJcvDe-ZQKc&feature=related
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« Reply #53 on: January 24, 2010, 11:45:34 AM »
*smile* Tassos.  Don't worry - it's all the same around the world with those soap operas.  Same show, different language.  Your post made me laugh. :)
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« Reply #54 on: January 24, 2010, 01:15:32 PM »
Be careful, if she says "big" rather than "fat" there is NO right answer! She might want it to look larger, she might not, the only safe escape is to say it looks good. Do NOT specify large or not!

There is a proper answer!  It was the same one my father taught me just before I shipped for Basic.  It is "I have no opinion."  He told me that just in case I eyeballed a DS and was asked if I thought they looked pretty.
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« Reply #55 on: January 24, 2010, 03:57:20 PM »
There is a proper answer!  It was the same one my father taught me just before I shipped for Basic.  It is "I have no opinion."  He told me that just in case I eyeballed a DS and was asked if I thought they looked pretty.

ROFL!  :D

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« Reply #56 on: January 24, 2010, 07:55:50 PM »
did she put out though?   and was it worth it....  :D

You have no Idea  :D
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