He's here! Quick, appease him.
Our Skuzzy, which art in HTC,
hallowed be thy ban-stick;
thy Lightning come;
thy will be done,
in earth as it is in Grapevine.
Give us this day our daily BnZ.
And forgive Legoman,
as we have not forgiven him.
And lead us not into Hitech's lair;
but deliver us from AckAck;
For thine is the laptop,
the server, and the keyboard,
for ever and ever.
Amen.