My ex used to test fly broomsticks.
when I was a kid, my dad come home one night a little on the tipsy side and couldn't get the key in the door to unlock it. My mom grabs a broom and walks to the front door and opens it, seeing my dad kind of stumbling about with a really pissed off look on her face and us kids standing behind her watching. My dad looks up at her then at us, winks and then asks my mom "about to fly somewhere?"
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