I *assumed* "Tard" is the bad part of Bastard, since all men are already a certain amount of bastard by default, the Tard part is the really nasty part of you.
BTW, have any of you given your spouses/girlfriends the"squeak" test that is linked on the Bastard webpage? You'll find yourself most compatible if your within 10% of each other (I was 33% bastard, wife was 39% squeak, we are very compatible, 10 years now)
For grins, take the squeak test, they have some VERY funny questions in there. For example,under hygiene they ask these two questions back to back:
"Do you have 'crusty bangs'? (yes or no)
"Are you a 'crusty bang'? (yes or no)
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Ripsnort(-rip1-)
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[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 03-23-2000).]