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Offline Fatty

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« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2000, 12:18:00 AM »
Yeah, I took it.

Offline Jochen

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« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2000, 01:17:00 AM »
Meet mr. niceguy of Aces High...

I got 17%

And I'm damn proud of it!

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« Reply #32 on: March 22, 2000, 02:37:00 AM »
53%, with 30% 'Tard.

Offline Wanker

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« Reply #33 on: March 22, 2000, 07:50:00 AM »
30%, with 17% tard.



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Offline popeye

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« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2000, 07:55:00 AM »
Actually, yes.

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« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2000, 08:09:00 AM »
buuuuuuuuu only 55%bastard
i'm NOT the real one
i hate that feeling  

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« Reply #36 on: March 22, 2000, 08:32:00 AM »
banana you're gonna have to bring those percentages up or you're fired!



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« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2000, 12:14:00 PM »
A completely truthfull run..  79% bastard.

I think to get over 80 you have to cheat in your love life. Since I haven't done that I am a high 70's guy  

Offline Lance

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« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2000, 08:50:00 PM »
Heh, thanks for posting the new entrance exam for admission into the Fat Drunk Bastards  

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Offline Spatula

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« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2000, 09:10:00 PM »
The results are in. You are certifiably:

50% bastard!
28% of which is Tard  

The worldwide average is 42% bastard.

Well i guess i am a bastard - but i knew that allreadt  

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Offline Sunchaser

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« Reply #40 on: March 22, 2000, 10:08:00 PM »
WOW, ONLY 62% Bastard, I gotta show this to my wife and kids!!

Offline LLv34_Camouflage

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« Reply #41 on: March 23, 2000, 08:42:00 AM »
 
Quote
Originally posted by Camel:
Half Bastard here, 50% even!

28% tard!


LOL!  I got exactly the same.  And our nick's are almost the same too!

Damn copycat ..or is it copycamel  

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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #42 on: March 23, 2000, 08:53:00 AM »
I *assumed* "Tard" is the bad part of Bastard, since all men are already a certain amount of bastard by default, the Tard                   part is the really nasty part of you.

BTW, have any of you given your spouses/girlfriends the"squeak" test that is linked on the Bastard webpage? You'll find                   yourself most compatible if your within 10% of each other (I was 33% bastard, wife was 39% squeak, we are very compatible, 10 years now)

For grins, take the squeak test, they have some VERY funny questions in there. For example,under hygiene they ask these                   two questions back to back:

"Do you have 'crusty bangs'? (yes or no)

"Are you a 'crusty bang'? (yes or no)


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Offline Rocket

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« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2000, 10:27:00 AM »
51% here damn!
gotta work harder for the 90+%  


That was a blast and the better half is gunna get the squeak test tonite  

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Offline skernsk

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« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2000, 02:14:00 PM »
33% bastard----67% Fat Drunk Bastard  

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