The best cure for "wife ack" is to deploy chaff: $...$$....$....$$$.....$ .....$$$.....$ ....$$
(Image removed from quote.)
(Image removed from quote.)I see two chess piece knights facing to the sides in the lower image and a bishop standing behind them. The two small blobs in the upper part must be what rooks look like.
looks like a hand held mixer (blender), with cake batter being splashed around.
Next One.(Image removed from quote.).......can't wait for Texasmom....they are gonna be cookies