All's I know is this is one troll that's coming after you - all of you - with the kind of doddering, tetchy meanness that only a 40+ year-old old man can muster. Sure, one well-aimed twelve-ouncer to the head will put me off course - hell, probably lay me out on the lawn - but who would want the sight of a guy with one foot in the grave twitching and crapping his pants on their conscience?l