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[Kermit de frog]

It takes 2 to HO, It takes 2 to collide.
Both of you could have done something to avoid it.

No reason to complain.

Only takes 1 to fire in a head on.  You can collide with the enemy, while the enemy avoids contact with your plane...in essence, only 1 to have a collision.

[PJ_Godzilla]

This is totally juvenile and mildly retarded.

Therefore, count me IN. 

[MrMeanie]

here's for you spanker. gonna get me banned but i get tired of people like you.
semp

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[MachFly]

Only takes 1 to fire in a head on.  You can collide with the enemy, while the enemy avoids contact with your plane...in essence, only 1 to have a collision.

If one chose to fire on a HO, that means the other one allowed himself to be in guns range of that aircraft.

If there was a collision that means both pilots put there aircraft in the same spot at the same time. Therefore it was a mistake that could have been avoided.
When people say "he rammed me" it was probably just a collision as well. When your ramming someone your going nose first (most of the time), so why not just fire? And if it was indeed a planned ram then the ramming aircraft most likely ran out of ammo and really wants to kill you, aether way if he would have fired the aircraft that is being rammed would have been dead aether way. So no reason to complain.

Not so in game.

I know sometimes when you fly to close to the other aircraft it tells you "system: you have collided with _______" and someone's wing falls off. If that happen why blame the other pilot? It's not like it's his fault.

[PJ_Godzilla]

Haw, haw, haw... Yes, all that obtains above - but what is such logic when there's a diaper full of hot shredded runny pork?

Consider this my effort to augment the shredded pork diarrhea with a little high-press squirt de la salsa picante. Aaaaah, enjoy....

[shppr01]

EWWWW! Diaper with hot shredded runny Pork?
There s mental picture that will take a while to get out of my head !
By the way IN!!

[Maverick]

It's a game and has absolutely no meaning to anything, even the game. Either play and shut up or just go away and that's for both of ya's. There is no prize for whining.
 

[PJ_Godzilla]

It's a game and has absolutely no meaning to anything, even the game. Either play and shut up or just go away and that's for both of ya's. There is no prize for whining.
 

Yep, and you can file that under some incremental hot ske-wirt.

[Bronk]

I know sometimes when you fly to close to the other aircraft it tells you "system: you have collided with _______" and someone's wing falls off. If that happen why blame the other pilot? It's not like it's his fault.

No Its "xxx has collided with you." and their wing walls of.
If you collide it just says "you have collided." and something of yours falls off.

I r TeH collision thread tard....

[AWwrgwy]

Giving him the benefit of the doubt and take it meaning that he was gonna do the old "ALT+F4" trick on channel 200 to get some unsuspecting squeaker to hit Alt+F4 and boot himself.

Isn't he the one that also claims to have been a Hellcat ace in WW2 or was that someone else?

ack-ack

It was a joke....

He's not the Hellcat ace.  No names, but think "over", Battle of Midway.

 

I'm always being called disrespectful because I won't believe someone claiming to be a WW2 vet who won't also tell you his actual name.

Want a ride on my B-17?   




wrongway

[uptown]

Almost every single collision I'm in is with a Spitfire. The Spit jocks have a real bad habit of turning into you when they are out of moves.
Sometimes I wonder if it's just too much plane for some. These guys fly these things because they turn well, but most don't turn them when they need to. They'd rather save the flicking and flopping for when you're on their 6. 

[MachFly]

No Its "xxx has collided with you." and their wing walls of.
If you collide it just says "you have collided." and something of yours falls off.

does what it says really make a difference?
the point is that it thinks that you collided

[Bronk]

does what it says really make a difference?
the point is that it thinks that you collided

yea it does make a diff.

[MachFly]

yea it does make a diff.

Fine, there you go:

I know sometimes when you fly to close to the other aircraft it tells you "_______ has collided with you." and someone's wing falls off. If that happen why blame the other pilot? It's not like it's his fault.

lol, really what's the difference? My point is still the same.

[SFRT - Frenchy]

Since when Spitfire pilots have rights anyway?