Eye damage

[Yossarian]

When you force your cartoon pilot to look into the sun for extended periods of time, eye damage should result, at least until the end of the sortie (but permanently would be better).

[BrownBaron]

Genius.

Players should also have to watch their pilot sleep for 8 hours after a sortie, and guide him through recuperation after returning home with half his brain hanging out.

[grizz441]

Exactly who would benefit from this wish?

[Yossarian]

Genius.

Players should also have to watch their pilot sleep for 8 hours after a sortie, and guide him through recuperation after returning home with half his brain hanging out.

Do you think the nurses in the hospital should be modelled too?

Exactly who would benefit from this wish?

See previous statement.

[321BAR]

this seems like a good idea but not permanently...

[BrownBaron]

Do you think the nurses in the hospital should be modelled too?

See previous statement.

Yes. Bish and Rook nurses will of course be homely drunken Russian women, while the beautiful German fraulein's will be reserved for knits.

[Yossarian]

I want Megan Fox as the Bish nurse.  Negotiations not allowed, otherwise we'll kidnap your nurses.

[BrownBaron]

Impossible, our medical facilities can never be breached. The knits shall defend them with our lives.

[Yossarian]

Impossible, our medical facilities can never be breached. The knits shall defend them with our lives.

Think that if you wish, but be warned that we will not hesitate to use the sheep.

[fbWldcat]

Dibs on the tall, tan blonde. 

We will fight to the last man. Horde us, c'mon, I dare ya. I'll go all Bud Anderson on all you all! Or Bruce Lee...

*Pulls out ninjy can of 'bacco*

[321BAR]

QUAH!!! <- bring those days back

[BrownBaron]

Think that if you wish, but be warned that we will not hesitate to use the sheep.

Bah, the sheep are favorable to your nurse's's's'ssszzz.

[Yossarian]

Bah, the sheep are favorable to your nurse's's's'ssszzz.

This disturbs me greatly.

[BrownBaron]

This disturbs me greatly.

As it should.

[Nemisis]

Impossible, our medical facilities can never be breached. The knits shall defend them with our lives.

You forget, the rooks could just sic the bish on you, and the rooks can just waltz in and take the attractive nurses, leaving you with the Russians. If you behave, we MAY let you sumplement them with some French.