Author Topic: the ultimate wish list  (Read 661 times)

Offline caldera

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the ultimate wish list
« on: July 06, 2010, 04:42:41 PM »
This should make everyone happy:


1.  ENY that is mean and nasty.  If your country has the highest numbers, troops are disabled.
2.  Arena caps locked at 100 for every arena, thereby creating Late War Mauve, Late war Aqua, etc.
3.  Indestructable radar that gives up your position when selecting a plane in the hangar.
4.  GV icons to 6.0K and bomb targeting computers enabled in every plane.
5.  AI King Tigers that spew out to meet any interlopers near the towns.
6.  Impassible minefields that sink CVs within 10k of land.
7.  Perk points for spying.  Bonus points for having shade accounts.
8.  Collisions result in an automated congratulatory text buffer message for the victor.
9.  Voodoo Doll Fighter hangars that destroy friendly hangars when you bomb them.
10. When the war is won, the winners forfeit all their perks.

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Offline jolly22

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Re: the ultimate wish list
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2010, 05:12:32 PM »
HAHA, i love the humor in AH world :aok

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Offline guncrasher

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Re: the ultimate wish list
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2010, 06:57:06 PM »
You forgot the b29 bombers is only available to people on their first two week account  :devil.

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Offline AirFlyer

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Re: the ultimate wish list
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2010, 07:22:41 PM »
Haha not bad at all. :aok
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Offline Yossarian

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Re: the ultimate wish list
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2010, 07:28:47 PM »
An addendum: 11. Redefine winning as losing.

Other than that, I like it!  :aok
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Offline ebfd11

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Re: the ultimate wish list
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2010, 08:35:45 PM »
12. You must change your Id every 30 days.
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Offline Vadjan-Sama

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Re: the ultimate wish list
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2010, 12:47:36 AM »
You forgot the b29 bombers is only available to people on their first two week account  :devil.

semp


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Offline curry1

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Re: the ultimate wish list
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2010, 05:24:38 PM »
wouldnlt it be cvs only allowed within 10k of shore?
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Offline caldera

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Re: the ultimate wish list
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2010, 08:00:58 AM »
An addendum: 11. Redefine winning as losing.

Other than that, I like it!  :aok

#11 should be -  "All P-51D and Spit XVI sorties have full time auto-glare enabled."  The sun will be full blast in the pilot's eyes at all times.  :D
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