Pssst, now listen carefully, Paul, there's nobody watching. All I want you to do is predict the following:
1. The result of next year's Grand National horse race.
2. Ditto, the Derby.
3. Same for the Formula One Racing Car Championship.
That'll do, mustn't get greedy, even Aladdin only got three wishes. Thanks, now I'm off down to the bookie's . . .
