yea your a adolescent man, no self respecting women would say that, whoops did i say man?
P.J. O'Rourke once related a story about a buddy of his who BET that he could spend an entire weekend on some college girl's barcalounger without having to get up. He won the bet, too, parking the barcalounger near a window - out which he chucked urine-filled beer bottles - and a bathroom. He claimed to only get up to take a dump and was serviced several times in the barcalounger by the dishrag.
I told that to a buddy of mine and he said (get this), "it doesn't seem like a woman who allowed you to behave like that would be worth having..."
After I laughed for about 5 minutes, he got a quizzical look on his face - which then darkened to disgust. He quit the room shortly after that.
Hey, FA_Ref, have you got a barcalounger?