http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ap-nakedplayershockedCorvallis police say they received the call about a naked intruder early Sunday.
Responding officers ordered 19-year-old Tyler Patrick Thomas of Kalispell, Mont., to get on the ground, Lt. Tim Brewer said.
Thomas refused and instead dropped into a three-point stance like a football player and lunged at the officers, Brewer said. At that point, he said, two officers fired their stun guns.
My wife sent this to me and I thought it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. You know the difference between when I played and now is the fact that back then coaches would have run the kid in the dirt and made his life miserable and he would have come out of it with a great nickname even if he never played a down of football in college.
Now they just kick you out for doing something that freaking funny.