Hitler DNA.

[Becinhu]

Africans are descended from Chuck Norris, as is everyone else.

Incorrect!!! CHuck Norris is noone's decendent.  Chuck was created when a supernova was sucked into a black hole.  The resulting cataclysm was named Chuck Norris.  Chuck can have no decendents.  Although it is possible for Chuck to create a baby, the baby would kick it's way out of the mother by 1 month of gestation.  The fetus could possibly survive, but would likely be absorbed by Chuck's awesomeness.  The only way we will see another Chuck Norris is if he clones himself by cell division...or he just lives forever.

[bagrat]

seriously who cares?    surely those researchers have something better to be doing with their time.   

yes like creating a machine that can figure out the least possible moves to solve a rubix cube....screw feeding the poor i wanna know about that rubix cube(sarcasm)

[oakranger]

ummm, everybody is a descended from Africa. 

[bozon]

so what?

So what ?! This research got them into the Dailymail! You would not have heard of them if they had research something with any scientific value.
Mission accomplished.

[SirFrancis]

So what ?! This research got them into the Dailymail! You would not have heard of them if they had research something with any scientific value.
Mission accomplished.

 

yeah, the two so called "scientists" who revealed this groundbreaking news are a reporter and a customs officer...