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Offline ariansworld

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Joke that I got in an email
« on: August 27, 2010, 07:53:47 AM »
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 !!!!




A man  walks into a drug store with his 8-year old  son.
They happen  to walk by the condom display, and the boy  asks,
"What are  these, Dad?


To which  the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are  called
Condoms son. Men use them to have safe  sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy  pensively.
Yes, I've  heard of that in health class at  school."
He looks  over the display and picks up a package  of
3 and asks,  "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The  dad replies, "Those are for high school boys,  one
For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for  Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices  a 6 pack and
Asks, "Then who are these  for?"

"Those are for college men," the  dad answers, TWO
For Friday, TWO for  Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!"  exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he  asks, picking
Up a 12  pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad  replied,

"Those  are for married men. One for January, one for  February, one for  March......."   



Offline 4deck

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Re: Joke that I got in an email
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2010, 12:02:07 PM »
 :rofl

I needed that. Just the sad thread.

Thnax
Forgot who said this while trying to take a base, but the quote goes like this. "I cant help you with ack, Im not in attack mode" This is with only 2 ack up in the town while troops were there, waiting. The rest of the town was down.

Offline Tupac

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Re: Joke that I got in an email
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2010, 05:25:10 PM »
Lol
 :aok
 :noid


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Offline Farmboy1

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Re: Joke that I got in an email
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2010, 05:56:21 PM »
LOL, funny but is true. :cheers:

Offline Dragon

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Re: Joke that I got in an email
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2010, 05:57:48 PM »
Ouch



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