Attention Australians: this one is for you

[SPKmes]

This turns out to be on a squad night for the AKUAG ... I have put this as our squad night operations...How many I get to turn up though is another story...real life has taken it's toll on us the past year unfortunately

[wojo71]

Finally something thats works around my work!   I'm in

[phatzo]

I will be wearing my thongs (the kind you wear on your feet), a stubbie of Carlton Draught, a terry towelling hat, a wifebeater singlet and a pair of bonds stubbies. You will hear phrases like "Stone the bloody crows.", "Strueth!" and of course "Crikey.".

[steely07]

I'll be there, thank you Brooke! 

Steely

[Brooke]

I hope to hear at least a couple of "good on ya"'s as well.

I shall eat some Kookaburra licorice to fortify myself prior to taking flight.

[phatzo]

We will be singing "Bloke" to the tune of B I T C H by Merieth Brookes
I hate the new aged guys
I'm a chauvinist
I live on beer and pies
Tried to tell ya
But you look at me like maybe i'm an angel underneath
Huh, don't brush me teeth

Yesterday i lied
But all me mates gave me a real good alibi
Thanks guys, (no worries mate)
I really went out drinkin'
I told you i was at work
Don't ask me for commitment
'coz it's something i will shirk

(chorus 1)
I'm a bloke, i'm an ocker
And i really love your knocker?s
I'm a labourer by day
I piss up all me pay
Watchin' footy on tv
Just feed me more vb
Just pour my beer and get my smokes and go away

Or take me as i am
This may mean you'll have to fetch another can
Rest assured, if i start to make you breakfast
I'm going to extremes
But tomorrow i'll get toejam-faced
And today won't mean a thing

(chorus 2)
I'm a bloke, i'm a yobbo
And me best mates name is robbo
Winfield is me cigarette
I dress in flannelette
Shearer's singlet, that is blue
Throw in a few tattoos
You know you wouldn't want me any other way

When you think, you've got me figured out
The seasons already changing (from footy to cricket)
I think its cool when i act like a tool
And me mates try to shave me

(chorus 1)

(chorus 2)

[SD67]

I will be wearing my thongs (the kind you wear on your feet), Don't lie, you love the feel of that strap up your cracka stubbie of Carlton Draught, could you pick a worse beer?a terry towelling hat, a wifebeater singlet and a pair of bonds stubbies. You will hear phrases like "Stone the bloody crows.", "Strueth!" and of course "Crikey.".

The rest I could go with...

[Dantoo]

Let's just make sure we have the date right.  Wed 7th NY is Thursday the 8th here. Let's do a sanity check on that actual date/time.

[Fencer51]

I was wondering about that too, he is running it on Tuesday here according to what he posted.  Doesn't make sense, I would have thought he would run it the 6th which is Labor Day here, and the 7th in Australia.

[lyric1]

I was wondering about that too, he is running it on Tuesday here according to what he posted.  Doesn't make sense, I would have thought he would run it the 6th which is Labor Day here, and the 7th in Australia.

East coast USA & east coast Australia 14 hour difference Australia being ahead of course.

[Brooke]

Hmm.  I think I have it, but please correct me if I'm wrong.

I have it for 9 pm, Sept. 7th Melbourne time (which is 4 am, Sept. 7th Pacific Time US).

[Treize69]

Hmm.  I think I have it, but please correct me if I'm wrong.

I have it for 9 pm, Sept. 7th Melbourne time (which is 4 am, Sept. 7th Pacific Time US).

I, the endless paradoxes of time travel...

[lyric1]

Hmm.  I think I have it, but please correct me if I'm wrong.

I have it for 9 pm, Sept. 7Th Melbourne time (which is 4 am, Sept. 7Th Pacific Time US).

Yes Subtract 14 hours from Melbourne time or Eastern Australian time. As An example it is 5.18 pm EST in the USA Sept 2ND. In Australia it is 7.18 am Sept 3RD. Only two things that will change the 14 hour difference this will be daylight savings starting there & it ending here in the States. Not sure on when either starts or ends at present.

[Dantoo]

I have it for 9 pm, Sept. 7th Melbourne time (which is 4 am, Sept. 7th Pacific Time US).

That looks good to me.

[Plawranc]

A message to the Japanese invaders from the scared wierd little guys

"Come to Australia you might PURPOSELY get killed"