Author Topic: Golfer Starts Fire  (Read 392 times)

Offline Killer91

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Golfer Starts Fire
« on: August 31, 2010, 08:30:43 PM »
I got a kick out of this. Apparently he hit it in the rough and it struck a rock causing a spark that started a fire.

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Golfer-s-swing-sparks-25-acre-California-blaze?urn=golf-266447
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Re: Golfer Starts Fire
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2010, 09:07:03 PM »
How would you feel  :rofl
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Re: Golfer Starts Fire
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2010, 09:23:29 PM »
What really happened was he was off in the rough smoking a doobie and when someone got too close, he dropped it, took a couple of whacks with his stick at the embers until it caught the grass on fire, then made up the spark story to cover up what he had really done.
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Re: Golfer Starts Fire
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2010, 01:38:59 AM »
What really happened was he was off in the rough smoking a doobie and when someone got too close, he dropped it, took a couple of whacks with his stick at the embers until it caught the grass on fire, then made up the spark story to cover up what he had really done.
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Re: Golfer Starts Fire
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2010, 03:26:21 AM »
What really happened was he was off in the rough smoking a doobie and when someone got too close, he dropped it, took a couple of whacks with his stick at the embers until it caught the grass on fire, then made up the spark story to cover up what he had really done.

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Offline Pigslilspaz

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Re: Golfer Starts Fire
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2010, 06:21:40 AM »
wow, horrible luck, at least he isnt being charged

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Re: Golfer Starts Fire
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2010, 08:42:45 AM »
   I think he was smoking.

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Re: Golfer Starts Fire
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2010, 02:58:40 PM »
Yup, I think eagl nailed it...lol
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Re: Golfer Starts Fire
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2010, 04:29:29 PM »
I worked at a private CC here in the LA area in my youth.  I've seen wierder sh!@ happen.  Guy hit a small transformer on a telephone pole, sparks, flame, grass fire.  Member drove one through a chainlink fence and into a large phone box, it started smoldering and getting hot so we called the utility.  A group of twenty 40-60 yo members hanging out under a big oaktree one minute, responding to reports of smoldering oak tree leaves as a result of the remnants of a large joint (blunt) at the same spot 12 minutes later.  Group of drunk 20-umpties taking potshots and bets on a flock of crows resting on a power line, nailed a neighboring parallel line, pushing it into contact range of the crow sitting on the other line that they were aiming at, resulting in one fried crow.  It's golf man, these things can happen.
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