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Offline fudgums

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Why fishing is better than....
« on: October 07, 2010, 05:02:43 AM »
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#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you
once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you
don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become
famous.
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished
with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel
guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't
object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if They
are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to
buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
Fishing jokes, and invite
coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of
your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a ! vacation primarily to
enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished
last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
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Offline canacka

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Re: Why fishing is better than....
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2010, 07:05:43 AM »
  :aok  :rofl Those are pretty good!
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Offline 4deck

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Re: Why fishing is better than....
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2010, 07:59:17 AM »
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If Fishing in one spot is getting boring, you can alwas move your pole to another spot.
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Forgot who said this while trying to take a base, but the quote goes like this. "I cant help you with ack, Im not in attack mode" This is with only 2 ack up in the town while troops were there, waiting. The rest of the town was down.

Offline 007Rusty

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Re: Why fishing is better than....
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2010, 08:22:32 AM »
 :rofl  :aok

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If Fishing in one spot is getting boring, you can alwas move your pole to another spot.
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Offline Flench

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Re: Why fishing is better than....
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2010, 08:53:29 AM »
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Offline RoGenT

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Re: Why fishing is better than....
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2010, 03:14:07 PM »
lol great find  :aok :aok
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Re: Why fishing is better than....
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2010, 03:24:38 PM »
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