You know very well HiTech has the most thoughtful and well constructed bugs in each release. Other wise we would never come to this forum and keep him company in his isolated lonely life locked in that dark little room banging his keyboard. It would be a $14.95 "Slam Bam Thank You Sir", with never any appretiation of all HiTechs's hard work and personal time spent on our gamey pleasure. A perfict game would mean a lonely future.
Heck he'd just be all alone there in the dark with no one to talk to while his ankle sores got bigger and bigger from the desk chain chaifing away cringing while Skuzzy laid another 20 lashes on his back with his well worn "Blacksnake". All those other names at HTC like Pyro, Suds, Waffle, Ronni, Rosi, Suprfly, Natedog, Yankee and so forth are HiTech's shades designed with different personalities so to emulate a Sybil of attraction while gaining the maximum of player response in this forum.
It's all about Skuzzy's empire of servers around the globe that are slowly taking over the world. He uses HiTech as a front to buy more servers and put COAD in them to make MONEY for the his empire. After all, just because you plug a server into the wall, that don't mean money hops out its back end.