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Offline batch

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Interesting Article
« on: November 04, 2010, 03:06:47 AM »
Dallas, TX (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Dallas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree reasonably possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys professional football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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Re: Interesting Article
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2010, 05:19:00 AM »
i was like :headscratch:

then after that

 :rofl

Offline Reschke

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Re: Interesting Article
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2010, 09:44:19 AM »
Funniest thing I have seen in a week!
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Re: Interesting Article
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2010, 11:47:10 AM »
 :lol
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Re: Interesting Article
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2010, 06:21:25 PM »
 :lol :aok
Forgot who said this while trying to take a base, but the quote goes like this. "I cant help you with ack, Im not in attack mode" This is with only 2 ack up in the town while troops were there, waiting. The rest of the town was down.

Offline McDeath

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Re: Interesting Article
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2010, 06:40:14 PM »
lol hook line and sinker
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Re: Interesting Article
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2010, 11:46:05 PM »
Haha hilarious! :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Re: Interesting Article
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2010, 12:25:18 AM »
 :rofl
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