Well the one of the dumbest things I've done. Is mix all these little chemicals together. Smelled terrible, but tasted like old pizzia. I put this one little set of mixed chemicals together into a little glass tube. Two months later I looked at it and there was a little creature inside. The cap was sealed tight to. It looked like a dolphin a inch in lengh and about half that in height. I still have it in a little air tight tube. There's eyes a tail and fin I'll show you pictures of it. Turned out wasp really liked one of these combined chemicals and swarmed my shower. Evantully all of them went in the toilet and died.
Another one is eat my Grandmothers cooking. She gave me this jar of jam one day. Still closed shut, it had fur growing on the 3rd day and smelled like wine. My dad had a stomach problem for all his years as a kid. Gave my Aunt food poisioning on the first bite.
Last one is snowboard down a 9,000 foot moutain, with less then 1 hour of time even on a snowboard, let alone ride it. Rammed at least 50 bunnys, 30 trees, 10 bushes and my sister. The next day I was little ralphys brother in the movie the Christmas story, when he can't move his arms. Just think of me being him. That reminds my first airsoft gun, shot my self in the eye barely on the 2nd ammo clip."You'll shoot your eye out kid"
