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Offline BiPoLaR

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For you Beer (water) drinkers
« on: November 15, 2010, 07:37:05 PM »
There's a big conference of beer producers in the most beautiful town in the world: Amsterdam, the Netherlands.

At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on.

Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.

"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."
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Re: For you Beer (water) drinkers
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2010, 08:00:31 PM »
Love it! 
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Re: For you Beer (water) drinkers
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2010, 08:41:37 PM »
Was it diet?
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Re: For you Beer (water) drinkers
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2010, 09:32:12 PM »
notice only 2 replies?
Cause the rest drink water and call it beer  :aok
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Re: For you Beer (water) drinkers
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2010, 09:33:57 PM »
Lol good one bip <3
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Re: For you Beer (water) drinkers
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2010, 06:04:09 AM »
 :rofl :aok
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Re: For you Beer (water) drinkers
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2010, 08:48:20 AM »
 :lol nice

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Re: For you Beer (water) drinkers
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2010, 08:55:41 AM »
 :rofl   :aok   :cheers:
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Re: For you Beer (water) drinkers
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2010, 01:21:05 PM »
Heh... Looks like this joke is an international one: Some years ago it was printed in a Finnish magazine, telling about participants of an international conference. After the hard day they agree to meet at the bar for a beer. The bar being well equipped, everyone could get some beer from their own country. The Irishman came a little late...

Thanks for the reminder  :cheers:
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Re: For you Beer (water) drinkers
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2010, 03:43:16 PM »
hehe like it  :aok
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Re: For you Beer (water) drinkers
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2010, 04:02:55 PM »
dont let tec read this, he'll put racial profiling o this.
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Re: For you Beer (water) drinkers
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2010, 04:07:06 PM »
Guinness in the cooler and a day on the Water = Heaven
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Re: For you Beer (water) drinkers
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2010, 05:08:47 PM »
Guinness in the cooler and a day on the Water = Heaven

I truly hope that when i pass on, that they fill my veins with Guinness instead of embalming fluid  :aok :aok
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Re: For you Beer (water) drinkers
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2010, 06:22:14 PM »
<--- raises his tumbler full of whiskey to toast you beer (water) drinkers!  :aok

Friend of mine asked me what I mixed my whiskey with a while back... I told him "two ice cubes."

nah, actually BiP you're right, Guinness ownz all. Back when I was home brewing I did a few batches of oatmeal stout that were excellent, but the best I think was a really high gravity IPA... took over a year aging in a closet in our guest bedroom, racked off in 22oz'ers, before it was tame enough to drink. Hops bite out of the wazoo and about 12-13% alcohol. No wonder that stuff could survive an unrefrigerated boat ride from England to India around the horn of Africa....... two bottles of that and you were banging gongs, howling at the moon, and visiting dead relatives.  :aok
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Re: For you Beer (water) drinkers
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2010, 06:27:59 PM »
I truly hope that when i pass on, that they fill my veins with Guinness instead of embalming fluid  :aok :aok

Isn't that one and the same?  :bolt:
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