Here's my try at it:
(To the tune of Bad Company by Five Finger Death Punch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_VsvZmIWxY)
A company, always stalking me
I called the cops, and they felt no shame
They were born, with keyboards in their hands
Their crazy whims, are like the shifting sands
And that's why they call them- HTC, and I do reply
Just stop, stop stalking me, 'cuz I just wanna fly
'cuz I just wanna fly
'cuz I just wanna fly
Crazy men, demented they've been called
Stalking me, until my days are done
My family, they know all their names
Stalking me, they will go to their graves
And that's why they call them- HTC, and I do reply
Just stop, stop stalking me, 'cuz I just wanna fly
'cuz I just wanna fly
'cuz I just wanna fly
Reply for reply, booth by booth
Into my life they do pry, into my life they do pry
And that's why they call them- HTC, and I do reply
Just stop, stop stalking me, 'cuz I just wanna fly
'cuz I just wanna fly
'cuz I just wanna fly
And that's why they call them- HTC, but they will deny
That they're stalk-stalk-stalking me- to view my life they try
Stalk-stalk-stalking me,
But they do deny,
That they're stalking me
To view my life they try
To view my life they try
To view my life they try
To view my life they try

-Penguin