This is a conversation (to the best of my memory) that occured today while having lunch. We got some strange looks from the other patrons, but I found it hilarious. Figured I'd share.
Conversation from earlier today...
Doug: "Did you see that Hatebreed video yet?"
Myself: "Yeah, "Destroy Everything" right?"
D: "Kicks serious A**."
M: "Why don't you ever hear a metal band screaming about anything constructive? Like re-finish the kitchen cabinets or fully fund your 401K?
D: "That wouldn't be very metal."
M: "Dunno, monetary security is pretty metal."
D: "We should start a band."
M: "Yeah, we could scream about finance."
D: "Totally, we'd call the new metal genre "Finance-Core."
(Hysterical laughing)
M: "What would we call the band?"
D: "The Brokers."
M: "Ok, that works. Our first song could be "This 401k."
D: (Screaming) "Diversify your portfolio! DI-VERS-I-FYYYYYYY!"
(More laughing)
D: "People are starting to look at us like we're crazy."
M: "Well, you did just scream "diversify" in a restaurant."
D: "So you do the guitars and I'll do the vocals?"
M: "Sounds like a million dollar idea."
I'm going to start writing songs.
