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Offline phatzo

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Christmas is coming
« on: November 18, 2010, 11:01:07 PM »
Three men were killed in a car crash on Christmas eve and were stopped at the pearly gates by St Peter, "Show me a sign of christmas and I'll let you in.". The first man pulls a cigarette lighter out of his pocket, to which St Peter says what has that got to do with christmas. Its a christmas candle, the man explains, so St Peter lets him in. The second bloke pulls out his car keys and jingles them. St Peter says "OK OK I get it jingle bells." and lets him in. St Peter looks at the third bloke and sees him rumageing through all his pockets until he finally pulls out a pair of ladies knickers. St Peter Says "what have they got to do with christmas?" to which the third bloke replies..........
They're Carols.
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Offline Pigslilspaz

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Re: Christmas is coming
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2010, 01:28:06 AM »
Wait until after thanksgiving you heathen.

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Offline EskimoJoe

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Re: Christmas is coming
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2010, 01:40:23 AM »
 :rofl
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Offline Nilsen

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Re: Christmas is coming
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2010, 02:17:16 AM »
 :rofl