Three men were killed in a car crash on Christmas eve and were stopped at the pearly gates by St Peter, "Show me a sign of christmas and I'll let you in.". The first man pulls a cigarette lighter out of his pocket, to which St Peter says what has that got to do with christmas. Its a christmas candle, the man explains, so St Peter lets him in. The second bloke pulls out his car keys and jingles them. St Peter says "OK OK I get it jingle bells." and lets him in. St Peter looks at the third bloke and sees him rumageing through all his pockets until he finally pulls out a pair of ladies knickers. St Peter Says "what have they got to do with christmas?" to which the third bloke replies..........
They're Carols.
