You sods are making me hungry, so, in revenge:-
For shrimp lovers (crayfish can be substituted)
2 pound of shrimp (peeled, uncooked)
Garlic, Chilli (to taste)
Olive oil (enough to half cover the shrimp/crayfish
Combine Olive Oil, Garlic and Chilli, pour over shrimp and allow to marinate until your ready to eat.
Warm pan up (you don't want the garlic burning so not major hot, just enough to make the oil sizzle when introduced)
Pour in Shrimp, and all olive oil, garlic, chilli etc.
Keep the shrimp on the move, allowing them to cook slowly (I say slowly, only takes around 5 mins to completely cook the shrimp)
Serve whilst hot, eat with Crusty bread (the bread takes the heat of the chilli away, so you can use a slightly warmer chilli if you wish)
Tastes lush, easy to make and you can sub the shrimp with any sea food basically - so multi use too.
Wurzel