NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP

[RDSaustinTX]

Anybody know a good lawyer who can explain message of the day?
 
Or a psychiatrist who can figure out why somebody would make up such a complex arena configuration scheme?
 
Seriously, most wills are less elaborate than what you guys expect me to read and apply to play a game (except Tuesdays).     

[Ack-Ack]

And I guess looking at any of the myriad of threads on this subject would have been too difficult for you to read or do you need a lawyer to explain those threads to you as well?

ack-ack

[Lusche]

Seriously, most wills are less elaborate than what you guys expect me to read and apply to play a game (except Tuesdays).     

You don't need to apply anything. Go online, log in to any open arena, and play.

[Babalonian]

Anybody know a good lawyer who can explain message of the day?
 
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Layman's:  When you get kicked out of a late war arena, don't panic, don't whine, it's a good thing.  Just log back in and join the recently opened late war arena of your choice (if a choice of more than one late war arena is given at that time).

[HawkerMKII]

see rule #4

[Max]

Easy to read for you....Maps will never be reset again.......same maps will be here day after day, month after month, year after year....

Better write it down on paper and study it for a few hours. It's really not all that difficult to digest...at least for me.

[FiLtH]

There are only a couple maps I truly dislike. Most are very similar to eachother. I dont see the big deal. Green land, blue water, go killl something.

[Dichotomy]

I tried using MS XL with scripts and formulas but gave up in favor of looking at sites with hot babes.

Simple formula for AH is as follows

Fun = play + attitude + ability to adapt

Problem is that play, attitude, and ability to adapt, are variables with each player.  

But that's my opinion and the variables are off the chart considering the player base.  

Filth if I ever 'kill' you I'm going to have something bronzed

[Ghastly]

I tried using MS XL with scripts and formulas but gave up in favor of looking at sites with hot babes.

What site? 

<S>

[Changeup]

Anybody know a good lawyer who can explain message of the day?
 
Or a psychiatrist who can figure out why somebody would make up such a complex arena configuration scheme?
 
Seriously, most wills are less elaborate than what you guys expect me to read and apply to play a game (except Tuesdays).    

You're kidding right?  My wife's a lawyer and I asked her to read it...she said if you couldn't understand it to call her...she'll explain it....for $300 an hour.  Please call, she's a stay-at-home Mom for the last 10 years and I need the money for a new stick set-up.

Changeup

[Shuffler]

Hm ... you must just be visiting Texas.

[Amaazee]

see rule #4

Skuzzified.