Why Dogs are better than Kids.

[Wayout]

Dogs are easier than kids because:

A) They eat less;

B) They don't ask for money all the time;

C) They are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car and don't hang out with drug-using friends;

D) They don't smoke or drink;

E) They don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions;

F) They don't wear my clothes;

G) They don't need a gazillion dollars for college; and

H) If they get pregnant, you can sell the children.

 

[greens]

2 Bear paws down I LOVE MY KIDS!

[oakranger]

I have thee kids of my own and love them vary much.

[FiLtH]

^ People say that because they cant take them to the vet to be put down

[curry1]

^ People say that because they cant take them to the vet to be put down

[Penguin]

^ People say that because they cant take them to the vet to be put down

If you're going to go on a killing spree, start with yourself- sickening.

-Penguin

[DaCoon]

Kids- you gotta love 'em or you're gonna kill 'em

Dogs- if you don't love 'em they crap in your shoes     

[Tupac]

Dogs are easier than kids because:

F) They don't wear my clothes;

I don't blame them, I like to feel the breeze as much as anyone else.

I tried wearing a dress for awhile, but they frown upon dudes with hairy legs wearing mini skirts.....................




 to church.

[Bronk]

If you're going to go on a killing spree, start with yourself- sickening.

-Penguin

Poster child for a prophylactic.

[Serenity]

ROFL.

OP, I love it, funny stuff!

The rest of you ragging on it, it's a joke. learn to take one or go elsewhere.

[bagrat]

Dogs are easier than kids because:

C) They are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car and don't hang out with drug-using friends;

D) They don't smoke or drink;



 

neg all my pets drink, even my ferret enjoys an occasional malt liquor