News Flash:
President Racdogg of the Rookland parliment said today that his elite unit of cannon fodder the 348th dweeb group "Claim Jumping love muffines" accounted for the capture of 500 Knight sheep in a combat outside A44 this evening. The sheep are now being held in the troop factory in Rookland stating that these sheep are needed for the morale of the men.
Ambassador to Rookland from the Knight Confederacy, Ambassador Bunnies and foreign minister waystin demanded the sheep's return, stating that this gross breach of the "unilateral division of Sheep" treaty signed in 2008 in a vain attempt to cease hostilities, is "an unwarranted escalation of the already tense hostilities and that the mistreatment of the sheep could lead to fierce retribution" this threat was backed up by the threatened distribution of naked pics of Silat in Rook cities if the demands are not met.
Bishop sources could not comment as their primary military force the 648th Tard brigade "Devils Rejects Hordling squad" was too busy seizing Rook and Knight territory while the before mentioned countries were arguing.
More news as the political situation develops.
