There was once a god who looked down upon the earth with great curiosity. Especially of interest was the human females. So with an unquenched desire for the unknown, the god descended to the earth to experience for himself the pleasures of the female flesh. The god went to a dimly lit club and after a few too many drinks, went home with a ravishing redhead. The earth woman was everything he thought she could be and he awoke the next morning to make a hasty exit.
A scratchy voice mumbled beneath the covers, "That was so hot last night. You have to at least tell me your name."
The god replied proudly: "I'm Thor!"
The man pulled down the bedsheet and gasped, "You're thor? I'm so thor I don't think I can walk."
Thor never left Olympus again.
