wait till you go afk for a beer and one of the following things happen
the hat clip turns loose and flings itself across the room where it hides in remote spots and giggles at your cursing and throwing thing out of your way
the doorbell rings, you answer it, your neighbor has stopped by to give you a package they signed for, and they just stop and stare at your head with a 'wtf' look on their face
you remember to check the mail and a car drives by and all of the occupants stare at you
your kid comes by your room to introduce the girl he's interested in and you're wearing it
yes all of the above have happened to me. I nearly ran to the corner store with it on once but, thankfully, the Squid stopped me before I walked out.