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Offline Beefcake

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Re: your CN jokes
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2011, 04:41:28 PM »
Quote from: guncrasher on February 10, 2011, 02:49:39 PM
Griz once lost a 262 to a jeep driven by chick norris.

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That is epic right there, I should sig that.

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Re: your CN jokes
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2011, 05:45:07 PM »
didnt someone make an AH chuck norris related joke that went something like...


"it takes 10 troops to take a base, or just one chuck norris to win the war"
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Re: your CN jokes
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2011, 06:29:43 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: your CN jokes
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2011, 07:37:30 PM »
There is no god, Just Chuck Norris
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Re: your CN jokes
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2011, 08:43:35 PM »
You mean there's no dmgod, just chuck norris.

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« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2011, 09:53:04 PM »
Skuzzy pwns iNorris with his Banhammer.
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Re: your CN jokes
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2011, 04:44:55 AM »
Quote from: greens on February 10, 2011, 01:01:59 PM
Chuck norris kicked 800nate so hard he is not a squeeker anymore.  :aok
now he sounds like eskimojoe  :D

Well, I do have a sexy, deep voice!
Chuck Norris would agree  :bolt:
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Re: your CN jokes
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2011, 06:38:32 AM »
They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it, because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Chuck Norris can throw a boomerang so far it takes 476 years for it to return

Chuck Norris has turned Gay, not because of his personal preference, but because there is no woman on earth left that he hasnt had sex with

Chuck Norris once got an erection, there were no survivors

Chuck Norris once went to mars, thats why NASA has found no life on it

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice

Chuck Norris CAN touch "dis" (MCHammer)

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, he never did it again, he says one Grand Canyon is enough

Chuck Norris can kill a Zero by blowing on it
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Re: your CN jokes
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2011, 07:51:42 AM »
The Devil went to the crossroads and sold his soul to Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2011, 09:18:03 AM »
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2011, 09:25:00 AM »
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer - but unfortunately, he's never cried.
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« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2011, 09:29:30 AM »
Tornados don't exist - it's just that Chuck Norris hates trailer parks.
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Re: your CN jokes
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2011, 10:35:17 AM »
Quote from: Simaril on February 11, 2011, 09:18:03 AM
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
think it went up to like 1.25 or sumtin like that.

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Re: your CN jokes
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2011, 10:36:20 AM »
Quote from: EskimoJoe on February 11, 2011, 04:44:55 AM
Well, I do have a sexy, deep voice!
Chuck Norris would agree  :bolt:
Hahahaha!! u got it eskimo
I am suprised n dumbfounded that aint the best joke in here cmon guys u guys losing squeeker bashing skills!?!?!
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