The AVA Chronicles- The Dicho and the Dog
Pacman and Tex stared at the figure now brushing himself off, after he had finished doing so he scratched his nuts and wandered over to Pacman’s spitfire, which Pacman was switching off due to the sheer cannot be effed factor of taxiing around Dicho’s wrecked 109.
“hey Dicho, howsit going?” said Pacman as the figure reached the Spitfires leading edge. Dicho stood about 5 foot 11, a torn flying suit, and blue jeans with a belt too small. “its going quite well Pacman, you know plowing into the damn effing ground isn’t so bad, especially in enemy effing territory. Its almost like a holiday, especially the dent in my 109, my son crashed the last 3 and I crashed my 4th on this flight, ff it all.” “You seem upset Dicho” Pacman said trying not to laugh “oh why would I be upset Australian, just insurance rates in the US are through the damn roof, your lucky this is an online web game, so you pay rates in your respective country. I CANT GET IT INSURED DAMMIT, I’ve been done for fraud 5 times after score whoring in purple and my son drives this thing as well for school, Hi-tech wont touch the plane and battle damage package where I am concerned, ohh noo, the rate is 35$ per week for me” “damn that’s steeper than Shifty’s dive into insanity” “no damn shiit Pacman, and another thing, why did you land the Axis C-47 so far away after you volunteered to ferry it, it took us half an hour to shift the beer fridge to the officers club and when we got to the place it was empty, and what happened to our deck chairs?” “no idea” said Pacman innocently, of course those were the deckchairs and beers that the Allies were sitting on and drinking in the shade of the indestructible hanger, while the rest of the beer was stashed in the O-Club fridge.
The sound of the crash had brought two figures walking towards Pacman and Dicho, one of large stocky build and the other of a short diminutive build. The discussion between them was rather sarcastic but it ceased when the two pairs were within speaking distance.
The conversation began : “Hello Pacman, Dicho” said the pair, “Hello Jaeger, Dot”
TBC
