What are your thoughts on Mars?
Is it a viable alternative to earth in the event of armageddon?
Is it a viable colony?
If you were asked to go as the first man on mars, would you do it?*
My answers:
Yes, assuming the escape pods aren't shredded
Yes, the amount of minerals there is astounding
Yes! It is every human being's duty!
-Penguin
*This means a twelve month trip on a 30 square meter craft in zero gravity with three other people. Your bones will be mush on touchdown, and you may get toasted by radiation. Your muscles will be overpowered by mere staplers, and a catastrophic explosion is possible at any moment.