Rat in the barracks

[M0nkey_Man]

ive got a .22, you supply the ammo and that rat is dead 

[Dichotomy]

RAT!!! it's a RAT!!! 

[Chilli]

  Now THAT'S a rat.  Ride that thing downtown LA at night and see how many addicts try and sober up. 


Of Course, you would need this helmet to ride. 

[Dichotomy]

I'd love to show up for work in that get up just once 

[Dichotomy]

Crikey!!! there's another one *takes careful aim with airsoft pistol *zap- squee squee squee* Take that ya rodent...

[CAP1]

Crikey!!! there's another one *takes careful aim with airsoft pistol *zap- squee squee squee* Take that ya rodent...

they're scary, ain't then?

[Dichotomy]

well I figure if I can't get rid of them popping them with an airsoft pistol and hearing them squeee as they run off is cheap entertainment

[gyrene81]

anyone of you clowns seen my pink...why you pointing that toy gun at me dicho?

[M0nkey_Man]

Ill get my .22, you supply the ammo and you wont have a rat problem anymore

[Dichotomy]

anyone of you clowns seen my pink...why you pointing that toy gun at me dicho?

Whoops sorry didn't see you walk in

<--- I may be insane but I'm not even near crazy enough to point a weapon at a Gyrene.  I prefer my limbs attached and unbroken.

[EskimoJoe]

You AvA guys are demented.

 

[USRanger]

Crikey!!! there's another one *takes careful aim with airsoft pistol *zap- squee squee squee* Take that ya rodent...

  I tried that exact thing a month ago when a mouse decided to move in.  Missed though.  Quick lil turd.  Good ol' fashioned snap-yer-lil-friggin-neck trap worked like a charm though.

[gyrene81]

live with a woman once that had a mouse problem for a while...got tired of the dog tearing around the house trying to catch the things and the traps weren't workin well
went and bought a pair of crosman co2 bb pistols...we practiced shooting the tines off plastic forks at 25 feet (length of the deck on the back of the house)...those mice kept us entertained for a month...then we didn't have a mouse problem anymore.

of course i had to be the one to retrieve the carcasses for disposal... 


*side note* - a bb on tile floor combined with bare feet...not good

[CAP1]

for mice, i just use the old style snap traps. very rarely does one get the bait without losing its life.

 i have a friend that refuses to kill mice, or any rodent...she insists on using "friendly" traps.

[gyrene81]

uh cap...question...how many "friends" do you have that aren't addressed in the 3rd person as "she"??? or are you just talking about the same one every time???