If that's disturbing, what about this? Close your eyes and think about Kermit the Frog.
The best cure for "wife ack" is to deploy chaff: $...$$....$....$$$.....$ .....$$$.....$ ....$$
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Found this yesterday, I enjoyed it!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc&feature=fvst