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Offline Pigslilspaz

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There's Trouble Brewing, Guys
« on: March 16, 2011, 12:54:34 AM »
You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory states that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

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Re: There's Trouble Brewing, Guys
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2011, 01:14:14 AM »
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Re: There's Trouble Brewing, Guys
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2011, 01:16:15 AM »
You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory states that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.
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Re: There's Trouble Brewing, Guys
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2011, 01:27:11 AM »
nah...vodka :aok

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Re: There's Trouble Brewing, Guys
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2011, 03:56:28 AM »
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Re: There's Trouble Brewing, Guys
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2011, 08:36:21 AM »
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Re: There's Trouble Brewing, Guys
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2011, 12:55:42 AM »
Thought you'd get a kick out of it.

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Re: There's Trouble Brewing, Guys
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2011, 06:25:22 AM »
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Re: There's Trouble Brewing, Guys
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2011, 03:12:04 PM »
Good one, but doesn't hold a lick to the German study on men's health and staring at boobs.
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Re: There's Trouble Brewing, Guys
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2011, 03:14:03 PM »
this must have been a repeat study...the study was originally conducted by a group of researchers here in the u.s. years ago...same results.
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Re: There's Trouble Brewing, Guys
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2011, 03:17:36 PM »
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