What's for dinner?

[EskimoJoe]

I realize that I was barking up the wrong tree, but is this really necessary?

-Penguin

Yes.

[Blackwulf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR3kI_LHMDI&feature=related

Yum Yum!

[Muzzy]

Don't get Rolex angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry....

[AAJagerX]

Script excerpt from an episode of "Married With Children":

PEGGY   Doesn't anyone want breakfast? I have an egg and some M&Ms. I can make an omelet.

AL   No, thanks, Peg. I'm still pleasantly nauseous from last night's feast of the three-
   legged chicken. Why would you buy a chicken with three drumsticks?

PEGGY   Well, it cost seven cents a pound. The ones with two legs cost a dollar nineteen a
   pound. Excuse me for thinking about our bankbook instead of our health.

AL   Didn't you think just maybe there might be something wrong when the label said
   Chernobyl Farms? I mean, how many chickens have flippers?

PEGGY   Don't blame me for that. I thought it was just an extra head. Bud, you liked it, didn't
   you?

BUD   It was tasty, but hard to eat. Everytime I cut off a piece it would grow back.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrbEBvM7LP8

Here's the scene...  Watch out for those chickens with flippers Rolex!

[Megalodon]

I made a nice baked Iodine chicken with a Cesium-137 sauce, then enjoyed a single-isotope scotch later. How about you? 

A friend called me and joked that he set his turkey on the roof and explained he was cooking it on low here in SoCal,  about a week ago, and it is almost ready. 

So..... your chicken should only take a few minutes