Grizz - always see it coming right after I'm dead
Dodger - will just flat outfly me...everytime
Batfink - allows you to see the light only long enough to appreciate the view.....then kills you
JUGgler - always beats me with a lesser plane...two broken joysticks, one set of headphones (threw those at the dog and missed), one shredded mouse, and a hammered Logitech video camera later and I still can't beat the guy.
Kappa - Screw it...
Tongs - Best fight I ever had...started at 16K and ended up on the deck...he just happened to auger first...but I was right behind him. 4.5 mins of nausea, followed by involuntary muscle contractions in my wrist then an underwear change.
Sunsfan - I feel foolish when I think I got him, lmao! It never ends up that way...ever....not one time.
Dedalos - took a virtual belt and beat me with it in the DA 31 times straight....no BS...I have no idea why I kept the videos. I watched them for two days...fought him again and lost 21 times straight...so I got that going for me and that's awesome
DrBone - I'll never ever forget this one...he's on the water in the DA in a Spit 9...he's killed 5 guys already and he's floundering around forcing overshoots, outturning, you know the routine...being ganged like a prison-beeyatch...he killed me 4 times...I actually had time to reup 4 times and the kooks, divejockeys, turdhuggers and altfairies in the DA never killed the guy. It was completely obscene...then, as we are all reupping, you see his red dot flying back to the base to NOT land his feast of window-licking, short-bus riders. After that little bonanza, I punched my boss, beat my kids, shaved my head and quit for a month. He probably quit for a week too...he must have been absolutely shocked at the lack of skill assembled in one place. Talk about facepalm.
CorkyJr - Every damn time I try a new plane I run into him...and I go running back to the Spit...and still lose. Geezus....
Wow...this excercise was not a confidence builder...thanks OP...WTFG.
