Woke up this a.m. and wanted to go for a walk/hike. What to wear? I pull out a green Tee that looked in pretty good shape. I check the size, it is 2x. Hmmm, will it fit. Yep, not only fits but fits with a white Tee underneath. Started out wearing 4x! Off to the the local park. I pass a woman walking a dog. Hi! Good morning! I'm just trying to shake off a pound, you have a good day. She laughs. Off I go. Run into a bycylcist while a neighborhood of dogs are barking. I think they are out to get us (Trying to fake paranoia) He laughs and says, "Yeah they are!"
A lady speed walking passes me, I try the older humor, Just trying to shake off a pound. Good for you. Thanks, enjoy the day. I finish my little hike and head to a Hardees for my reward, a diet cola. The lady behind the counter knows me, How much weight have you lost, I say proudly, 64 lbs! She says good for you! I take the drink and start out. A gentleman catches our conversation. So you must be motivated. I say yes, there's a lot to that. I gorged myself and was miserably bloated for two days. so I called a friend, Helllllllllllllllllllllllpppp
ppppp! He gave me a website. Also I was about to finish the CPA exam and I thought if I put this much work into losing weight I should be successful. Going for my self depreciating humor, I add, "I don't look that smart do I." (That comes back to bite, but later) He laughs and adds stay focused.
Then to the gas station. Can't use the debit card because the system isn't working so I go inside. The young lady also knows me, She asks about my weight. Again I proudly tell her. We exchange some humor and I pump my gas.
Now it's to the Grocery, Food, food, Fooooooooooooood! I go down the aisles excuse me, sorry, pardon me, oops. I finally make my weigh, oops I mean way, to the check out. I hear a guy talking about selling the family farm. Since I grew up on a farm I join the conversation. Finally check out. Grab the groceries and on my way to the Jeep.
Excuse me sir, you know your shirt is inside out, <Blush> err, oh, uh, well that's because I'm so proud of my 2x!
My belly use to touch the steering wheel. Don't make fun of the dirty floorboard! You should see the other side.
