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Offline Tupac

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Definition of FARs
« on: April 27, 2011, 10:00:17 PM »
Thought about flying today, called the AWOS, winds were 170 @8 (straight down the runway) looked at aviationweather.gov, and they gave a good forecast aswell. As soon as I got out the the airport, they were 230 @18 peak gusts 26, so I went inside the FBO to get a coke before I headed back home, and I heard a student (on his second lesson) ask what the FARs stood for. The CFI thought about for a second, and responded "The FARs are a publication that puts you to sleep while reading on the toilet!"

He then went on to explain that only a small part of the FARs pertain to private pilots.

I just thought I would share, and I know some of you will get a giggle out of this.
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Offline 68Wooley

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Re: Definition of FARs
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2011, 10:54:48 PM »
My CFI introduced FAR to me as a list of all the ways you can get yourself into trouble whilst flying, whilst AIM was all the ways to stay out of trouble  :D

Offline ozrocker

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Re: Definition of FARs
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2011, 08:28:20 AM »
I thought you were gonna say it meant Fat A55ed Rooks,lol


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Offline EskimoJoe

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Re: Definition of FARs
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2011, 08:35:11 AM »
I thought you were gonna say it meant Fat A55ed Rooks,lol


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