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Offline Wayout

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The Million-Dollar Bill
« on: February 18, 2012, 08:07:20 AM »
A North Carolina man, Michael Fuller, was recently arrested for trying to use a (counterfeit) $1,000,000 bill at a local Wal-Mart, for the purchase of $476 worth of merchandise. This is far from the first time that somebody’s tried to use an absurdly-large counterfeit bill.

The logic here escapes me: Did he actually expect the cashier to have $999,526 in the register to give him as change?
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Re: The Million-Dollar Bill
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2012, 08:24:23 AM »
Um...   It's WalMart.

Mecca for anything with the means to get there.

Can't think of a chain that would be more likely to encounter that..

www.peopleofwalmart.com

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Re: The Million-Dollar Bill
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2012, 10:51:07 AM »
We should mint a trillion dollar coin and give it to the Chinese.  Paid off.
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Re: The Million-Dollar Bill
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2012, 10:58:17 AM »
Um...   It's WalMart.

Mecca for anything with the means to get there.

Can't think of a chain that would be more likely to encounter that..

www.peopleofwalmart.com


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Re: The Million-Dollar Bill
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2012, 02:42:45 PM »
A North Carolina man, Michael Fuller, was recently arrested for trying to use a (counterfeit) $1,000,000 bill at a local Wal-Mart, for the purchase of $476 worth of merchandise. This is far from the first time that somebody’s tried to use an absurdly-large counterfeit bill.

The logic here escapes me: Did he actually expect the cashier to have $999,526 in the register to give him as change?


His change would be $999,524  genius.  You just shorted your til $2.  You're fired.

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Re: The Million-Dollar Bill
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2012, 02:44:11 PM »
His change would be $999,524  genius.  You just shorted your til $2.  You're fired.

He probably hadn't factored in the groupon yet.

Go easy on him!
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Re: The Million-Dollar Bill
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2012, 08:55:52 PM »
His change would be $999,524  genius.  You just shorted your til $2.  You're fired.

DOH! And it was his first day too
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Re: The Million-Dollar Bill
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2012, 08:59:56 PM »
A North Carolina man,
You can stop right there.
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